under house arrest

For those of you who know me well...you'll be amazed that I was even capable of downloading this picture onto my computer. That's right, my loving husband Bob came home from his bicycle ride and told me to come outside and bring Rex. We go outside and he opens his water bottle and out comes this furry little monster. Rex actually didn't freak out, but his mama was not a happy camper. So then Bob tells me that he wants to keep him as a pet. I throw a fit and he decides to let him loose in the front yard. I begged him to at least take him down the street and put him in a yard down there, but he wouldn't, and I wasn't about to touch that thing. So needless to say, I'm now under house arrest. I cannot possibly go outside under any circumstances not knowing where this enormous beast is hiding. And to freak me out even more, my sister Morgan said, "I bet it has already had some babies in your car." Great, so now I can't drive either.